Every year we invent new ways to reward people for donating. We have learned that the best way to encourage this is to bring suffering to other people as a reward. So we come up with lots of fun ways to bring suffering down on our pit crew. And don’t worry, it’s all willing!
Some examples are that we make Fox eat Pop Rocks and sour candy, which she hates. We make everyone wear Kigurumis for the duration of the marathon. for one year year Uriel read The Eye of Argon and we posted his audio of it online (Listen to it HERE.)
This year the big thing is that for every $2,000 we will make Fox watch a horrible movie while she works on the Court Reporter images. And if an individual donates $1,000 they can either pick a specific movie for Fox to watch or save her from one (It’s okay, we know which choice most people will make.) Fox will be in channel to express her… joy. And like we said, all of this is willing!
Movie list for Fox (you will get to vote on which ones she watches):
VAN-Pires – Beast Wars ripoff with vampiric cars
Mac and Me – McDonalds ad, the movie
Hanna Barbera’s Jack and the Beanstalk – They blew their budget on Gene Kelly
Witch’s Night Out – Bad animation
The Gift
of Winter – Sequel to
Witch’s night out with even worse animation
Mad Monster Party – Forgettable Rankin Bass stop motion movie
George Pal’s Time Machine – The creator of Gumby tries directing!
Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. - David Hasslelhoff strikes again! As Nick Fury! No, really!
Hudson Hawk - It's just bad. So so bad.
A Fish Tale - Animated Cash-in for Finding Nemo!
The Kentucky Fried Movie - With Donald Sutherland as the clumsy waiter!
KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park - Somehow they made a movie about Magic Mountain in California with KISS
Frankenstein Unbound - Roger Corman's final directing credit! (He's still alive.)
The Last Starfighter - Where the term 'Death Blossom' originated from.
Theodore Rex - Whoopie Goldberg and Dinosaurs
A Fish Tale - Bad Animation from Overseas cashing in on Finding Nemo!
Noah's Ark - The furry version. It's bad. It hurts.
Dragons of Autum Twilight - Dragonlance the movie with bad acting and animation.
CannonBall Run - Celebrity Racing!
Cannonball Run II - At least it's not the third one!
Once Upon a Forest - More bad animation
A Troll In Central Park - Fat bottom lips, the movie!
Stat Trek IV: The Voyage Home - Spock talks to humpback whales
Return to Oz - Not a sequel, we promise.
Rover Dangerfield - You guys know about this one.
Zoolander - All model, no brains.
Popeye the Movie - Live action! With Robin Williams!
Demolition Man - Taco Bell takes over.
Scooby Doo & KISS - Why do they do this?
Gymkata - Olympic gymnasts try to do their own bloodsport... In tights.
If we make it to
$10,000 Fox will have to watch FoodFight, the movie rumored to have
driven Charlie Sheen insane. If we make it to $15,000 Fox will have to
re-watch Jekyll and Hyde the musical starring David Hasslehoff, and she
is only now recovering from watching it last year.
So all in all? Donating makes things more interesting for everyone.
